If I Were a Rich Man. . .
Perhaps some of you remember the Tony-winning turn of Zero Mostel in Fiddler on the Roof. His character Tevye sang the Broadway hit song "If I Were a Rich Man." Parts of the lyrics run like this: "Dear God, you made many, many poor people I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor But it's no great honor either! So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?" If I were a rich man Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum All day long I'd biddy biddy bum If I were a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum If I were a biddy biddy rich Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen Right in the middle of the town A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below There would be one long staircase just going up And one even longer coming down And one more leading nowhere, just for show. . . . (Credits: Lyrics, Sheldon H